Wednesday, February 20, 2008

young dro is better at life than you

disclaimer: in no way is this blog entry making fun of young dro. dude
is nice and in my opinion better than you know who

without further distractions
YOUNG DRO'S ATTRIBUTES ACCORDING TO HIS LATEST PROJECT "I AM LEGEND"
(these are all real lines):

he went in more niggas grills than paul wall.

he walks up in the club and makes it a hurricane watch.

his ice is so cold, he needs chili.

he has cars, but he'll pull up on a horse like "howdy"

he's known to keep a pussy bumpin like a sony, yo, he had beef, but he
turned it to bologna though.

his chevy paint is tropical..."aweemaway, aweemaway",
he got em callin fema, cause his chopper is on katrina spray.

when he finds out niggas are looking for him, he drives around playing
cindi lauper.

hoes are drunk, cause he's in an aston-martini.

his trunk be kicking so hard, he thinks jackie chan in it.

his bricks flip like dominique dawes.

he'll kills a nigga while hanging with his mother in law.

he shines like he's oily.

he's wild like a mammal, he should be on the sopranos.

his jewels got jewels.

young dro knows judo.
his ice so cold, that's why he got the flu though.

his ice is so stupid, he'll shoot a nigga with a bow and arrow like
cupid.

he has an elevator in his house, and he's offended that you'd take the
stairs.

his ride sits up so high, he has coffee with jesus.

yes, coffee with jesus. don't hate cuz you haven't had coffee with
jesus.

he rides around with a french bitch. and she speaks french fluently.

he waters his ficas, then orders 9 rifles.

he's black enough to have blue children.

he's spiritual, he can make a mountain bow before him.

he likes bitches that smell like caress and use mousse. not to mention,
they jump in his car like a trampoline.

he eats whale.

he goes to starbucks for a cafe mocha,
his bitch caters to him like beyonce told her.

he is the hottest nigga in georgia, and his car can go under the water.

his monthly weed bill is mortgage,
he got so much money he need storage.

I think that's enough. so everyone let this be a lesson, be more like
dro.

get the mixtape from nahright.com.

9 comments:

Che Grand said...

i'm dying off these lmao!

Anonymous said...

that was hella funny

Anonymous said...

Yo, I read the "cd-book" (for lack of better words, maybe that's what it's called, I don't know) that came with the Moonlighting CD, and I remember reading you sayin' that "We Be" was originally recorded for some type of compilation album, but ended up not gettin' on that shit cause the dudes behind it didn't like it, now, I'm just wondering, cuz that's crazy hard to believe, what compilation that was, & who these deaf muthaf's were...By the way, props on the "background-story" for every track, It really enhances the value of actually buyin the CD instead of downloadin' it...

(P.S Damn, I thought I was a big TM-fan, but I see this cat Luca responding on every blog-entry you drop, but hey, I'm glad to see underground cats like yourself got Stans as well)...(shit, that last sentence rhymed, u should use that...)

Anonymous said...

No, actually, I take that back, It don't rhyme at all...lookin forward to "the Bridge"!

Anonymous said...

hey man... i just support where i can lol... been listenin to TM since 05. i remember Tanya wen she was a baby lol.
i got all the music and i gotta t-shirt but ive yet to go to a show [suppose to come to knitting factory but its my g/f bday] tryna come out for the Bridge tour...

vonpea.com said...

thanks khalid...but we dont have any stans! just fans! lol

luca we have a show with all 3 of us coming up very soon...i forgot the date but check the myspace page it should be up.

Anonymous said...

just checked... theres a show in ithaca but i live in the bronx and NYC show says TBA so ill just keep an eye out for details

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you've hopped onboard. I've been praising him since '05. Now you gotta get down with Jim Jones, lol

Anonymous said...

man... only jim jones album i have is Diary of a Summer [which wasnt bad]... hows "On My to Church"

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